Welcome to the MissabowbOscars aka the Oscars if I was in charge. If I was the only member of The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, these would be the winners. These are also the only categories that would be awarded because I didn't watch enough films in any other categories because I am a bad Academy member. Also most of these winners weren't even nominated at the real Oscars so that proves how much they know.
Without further ado, I present to you, the winners of the MissabowbOscars.
Best Supporting Actor
Charles Melton, May December
Best Supporting Actress
Da'Vine Joy Randolph, The Holdovers
Best Actor
Andrew Scott, All of Us Strangers
Best Actress
Lily Gladstone, Killers of the Flower Moon
Best Original Screenplay
Anatomy of a Fall
Best Adapted Screenplay
All of Us Strangers
Best Director
Greta Gerwig, Barbie (I'm sorry it's how I feel!)
Best Makeup and Hairstyling
Barbie
Best Costuming
Barbie
Best Production Design
Barbie (I loved Barbie get over it)
Best Original Song
What Was I Made For, Barbie
Best Barbie
Issa Rae, President Barbie
Best Picture
All of Us Strangers
Best Dog
Messi, Anatomy of a Fall
Honorable Mentions Because I Liked It A Lot But Not Enough To Win:
Killers of the Flower Moon, Margot Robbie as Barbie, The Zone of Interest, Past Lives, Maestro’s hairstyling (and that’s it), Oppenheimer, Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach's Barbie (Original) Screenplay, May December, Saltburn (oops), Poor Things
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